My favourite type of dancing is done upon a bed Moving to the music that plays within my head Learning all the dance steps, point flex plie tendu Bending over backwards, on point I ll be for you Tarantella A midnight dance for me [Chorus:] Mattress, mattress mambo Mattress, do the mattress mambo Bouncing off the headboard, slip on satin sheets Titillating tango in the bedroom can t be beat Waltzing Matilda A midnight dance with me [Chorus] Hiphop, Jazz and Breakdance, it all seems the same Moshing, Disco and Raving are all just as lame My favourite type of dancing is done upon a bed Moving to the music that plays within my head Tea for two A midnight dance for you [Chorus] [Chorus]