It's getting late I know that you're in your bed And as much as I would like to join you, I'll be staying home instead If only for a token display, I would like to keep my conscience clean But am I righteous as I say? My glasses crack when you're around My alter ego gets in the way Don't want to look through broken eyes Because I... Sometimes I hear a whisper when you mention my name And I'd swear it was an invitation and I don't know if I can behave I know you're as perverted as me, therefore you and I should not be left alone My temptation is my enemy I may have lost some of my purity, but I refuse to relinquish my nobility The ice in my veins has yet to overcome my blood So just continue staring at me and I will surely freeze up Keep me outside and I'll patrol your backyard with my moral straightjacket Kiss me one time and I'll bury myself with my suit of armor