She owns a shotgun and a .44 And a five pound chihuahua named El Salvador She likes to lay under the stars at night And watch the sky as the planes pass by You know that skirt's so short your eyes could bleed She acts like she's a royal queen of modesty She'll keep you guessing cause her eyes deceive When you think you got it made she's got the aces up her sleeve She's so lovely She'll let you believe what you want to believe When she loves me Well, you know she can't do no wrong When she loves me You know she wants to buy a limousine So she can always look important every time she's seen She's got a smile that you can't believe And the junk in her trunk, it'll bring you to your knees She's so lovely She'll let you believe what you want to believe When she loves me Well, you know she can't do no wrong You know she can't do no wrong You know she can't do no wrong When she loves me You know she can't do no wrong She's so lovely When she goes out with the girls at night She won't be back until the dawn of the morning light She quit her job at the sales and loan Now she's working for the nation Got a job in immigration She's so lovely She'll let you believe what you want to believe When she loves me Well, you know she can't do no wrong