You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner's car You said it'd never fly that I'd never get this far I always knew that I would make it someday Now you'd be safer staying out of my way Cause guess what I'm a Mason now And you better take care if you want to stay On the good side of the guy who's Got the secret handshake down You think you're pretty bad with your pretty trophy wife You drive a pretty car through your polo trophy life I got a robe and a pretty nice ring You bet that brotherhood's a wonderful thing Guess what I'm a Mason now And you better take care if you want to stay On the good side of the guy who's Got the secret handshake down Should we talk about the governments that I control? Should we talk about the hands of fate, the dice they roll? The secret things you'll never see? The secret man you'll never be? The secret rooms that have no windows? Too late to make amends cause the wheel's in motion now So get up off your knees, try to carry on somehow You can't escape it so you better not try Now there's some friends of mine who'd like to say hi Guess what I'm a Mason now And you better take care if you want to stay On the good side of the guy who's Got the secret handshake down