I Hate California

I hate California 
There's something out there I just don't get 
I know your friends out there must think I'm pretty strange 
Because I dress as if the weather's gonna change 
But it never does 
I hate California 

I hate California 
The sun goes down the wrong side 
Something in the water, maybe something in the sand 
Maybe some west coast thing I'll never understand 
Maybe just because 
I hate California 

I don't blame the Beach Boys 
I don't blame Hollywood 
I don't blame L.A. 
Although I probably should 
I don't blame the sky for its careless shade of blue 
Lord knows I don't blame you 
Lord knows I don't blame you 

I hate California 
One more beach day come and gone 
And by the time you've finished gazing at the sea 
3,000 miles away there's nothing left for me 
If there ever was 
I hate California 

I don't blame the Beach Boys 
I don't blame Hollywood 
I don't blame L.A. 
Although I probably should 
I don't blame the sky for its careless shade of blue 
Lord knows I don't blame you 
Lord knows I don't blame you 
Lord knows 
I hate California