L.A. Lakers, fast break makers Kings of the court, shake and bake all takers Back to back is a bad-ass fact A claim that remains intact M-A-G-I-C, see you on the court Buck has come to play his way and his way is to thwart M-A-G-I-C, magic of the buck Other teams pray for dreams, but he doesn't give a fuck Penetrating the lane like a bullet train Comes the magic blood a telepathic brain Knucklehead suckers better duck When the buck comes through like a truck Scott stops, pops and drops it in On his way back, gets a little skin From the hand of a man named A.C. Green Slam so hard, break your TV screen Worthy's hot with his tomahawk Take it to the hole, make your mama talk I hate to burst your bubble, but triple double trouble Is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble L.A. Lakers, fast break makers Kings of the court, shake and bake all takers Back to back is a bad-ass fact A claim that remains intact M-A-G-I-C, see you in purple and gold You can swim, but you won't get far, so you might as well go home M-A-G-I-C, in buck we trust Restoring order to the court and justice is a must Lakers are the team that I watch on the telly Because they've got more moves than a bowl full of jelly The buck stops here, pops, then cheers A roar through the Forum that deafens my ears The one and only know Of his kind sits in a throne Not for the records that he holds But for being bald and bold Kareem Abdul-Jabbar All time great super super star I hate to burst your bubble, but triple double trouble Is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble Does anybody want some Magic Johnson? Does anybody want some Magic Johnson? Does anybody want some Magic Johnson? Does anybody want some Magic Johnson? L.A. Lakers, fast break makers Kings of the court, shake and bake all takers Back to back is a bad-ass fact A claim that remains intact