[Lisa] If you wish to be our sitter Please be sweet and never bitter Help us with math and book reports [Bart] Might I add: Eat my shorts! [Lisa] BART!! [Bart] Just cuttin' through the treacle [Lisa] If maggie's fussy, don't avoid her [Bart] Let me get, away with moider [Lisa] Teach us songs and magic tricks [Home] Might I add, no fat chicks [Marge] HOMER!!! [Lisa] The nanny we want is kindly and sage [Homer] And one who will work for minimum wage [Lisa] Hurry nanny, things are grim [Grampa] I'll do it!! [Lisa and Bart] Anyone but him