P-I-S-S-O-F-F Hey! I remember way back when When I wanted you to be mine And now that I've kind of had you I wonder, was it all just a waste of time? And did it make sense jumping into something Knowing that I'd get hurt? I don't know, but my boss thinks not It makes me less productive at work! And all my friends told me: Look out! 'Cause you were treating me like I swallowed my pride and bit my tongue And I thought nothing of it! I blame whatevership's termination On why things are never fine! I've dreaded this moment from the day that we met But we have to say goodbye! Now all I do is drink and smoke with all my friends I regret not moving on Even though I said I did Yeah blah blah! How many times do I have to call you Just because you call me first? You see We're nothing together but a bunch of obligations That just make me feel worse! And why was I the last to know When you ride some other guy? And why should I have even cared That night you said you cried? My stomach threw up my daily nutrition And your anti-morals robbed me blind! I loved you, and you blew it And you broke your own heart So eat this last goodbye! And all that money we blew on each other Did it mean so little That you could just go find another? To replace me, whatever I meant Piss off, go to Hell! When can I get over this/Stop hating myself? And as the day goes on I'll find someone better! I'll go it alone And brave the cold weather Through these blizzard-like conditions Screaming, if I'm still alive Piss off! This is the last goodbye! This is the last goodbye!