Punctured bicycle On a hillside desolate Will nature make a man of me yet? When in this charming car This charming man Why pamper life's complexity When the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat? I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear This man said: It's gruesome That someone so handsome should care Ah! A jumped-up pantry boy Who never knew his place He said: Return the ring He knows so much about these things He knows so much about these things I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear This man said: It's gruesome That someone so handsome should care Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, this charming man Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, this charming man Ah! A jumped-up pantry boy Who never knew his place He said: Return the ring He knows so much about these things He knows so much about these things He knows so much about these things