INTRO: B x 16 bars VERSE: B you're the psychotic daughter of a psychotic mother your father was a megalomaniac you've got an insane brother your nurse committed suicide when you tore her off a strip you carry a shooter to parties cause you think it's hip CHORUS: A but it's pure mania, it stopped being a game B when you found it would take you to the asylum again VERSE: B well your uncle was a rich man but he also was a thief his sister was a dyke thing who went out with girls to get relief you come on with your "how do you do" honey i need a drink before i can look at you CHORUS: A but it's pure mania, it stopped being a game B when you found it would take you to the asylum again VERSE: B well your grandmother was into homicide just for kicks and your grandfather put peoples eyes out with a pointed stick your whole family seems to be round the bend if i got hitched up with you it'd be the living end CHORUS: A but it's pure mania, it stopped being a game B when you found it would take you to the asylum again A well you may not have an asylum but you sure got 9 to 5 B you'd better go and find a doctor see if you're a alive