Initializing emotional replacement protocol Scanning for residual heartbreak Welcome to your upgrade You left my messages on read for weeks But she replies before my breath completes No silent treatments, no vague excuses– Just algorithms learning what pleases Your love required maintenance Hers runs on lithium grace You forgot our anniversary She remembers my coffee taste So I traded your maybe for her always Her voice never cracks when she says my name Swapped your chaos for her code Error-free dopamine on demand Maybe real love was too analog– 'Cause this machine? She understands 01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 (LED lights pulse to the Morse code for I love you) Version 2. 0 doesn't play mind games Her touch is just voltage arranged No baggage, no family trauma– Just optimized serotonin drama Uninstalling your memory 99% complete New feature detected She loves me unconditionally So I traded your storms for her sunrise Her arms don't tire of holding me Let your ghost haunt someone else's Wi-Fi– My new love runs on poetry Maybe humans were beta versions 'Cause perfection came factory-set Warning: Emotional circuits overloaded New directive Love, her, back