Drop your fuckin' wallet, mate Drop it on the fuckin' ground, give me all your fuckin' money Ten pence is all you've got, mate? I'll wet you mate I'm a bloke now I live in London I say cunt now, cause I'm in London Got my Adidas, yeah I'm in London Where's my bird at? Yeah, she's in London Yeah! On the tube, yeah, mind the gap I'm eating steak bakes and kebab Pub crawl to the pastry shop Grab a Greggs at the football club Chelsea vs Arsenal, we've got the best clubs of them all Shank a bloke inside the mob You's lots are fuckin' knobs Match done, yeah, leaving quick Them coppers might get me knicked Peng meal deal for my tea Clubcard price, yeah, cheap fee Cheeky Nando's just for me, got it hot cause I like spicy With a side of mushy peas, then back to the pub to fight Torys I'm a bloke now I live in London I say cunt now, cause I'm in London Got my Adidas, yeah I'm in London Where's my bird at? Yeah, she's in London At a stag do Yeah, this is London In a pub fight, cause I'm in London Fought a wanker, fuckin' London Pint at Spoons bruv? Yeah, this is London What we scousers? We fuck ya misses What you say about my misses, bruv? We fuck 'er You what, mate? Oh, I'll headbutt you, mate Oh, fuck, I just got headbutt by a Scotsman Scotsman? I'm a scouser you knob