I'm just trying to go in the pool But all these girls are hanging by the pool I'm just tryin' to go to the pool But all these girls are hanging in the pool What if my shorts fall down To my ankles and my dingle falls out I'm just tryin' to go to the pool But all these girls are hanging by the pool What if my bulge isn't big enough? What if my arms look weak as fuck? Don't even get me started on the hunks Man, fucking hunks I'm just tryin' to go to the pool But all these hunks are flexing by the pool What if I don't have muscles at all? What if I didn't even shave my balls? I'm just tryin' to go to the pool But all these hunks are tanning by the pool What if my skin isn't bronze enough? What if I look like a fucking cuck? I'm going to the pool Babes, they're looking at me, I can't Cause they're-they're all looking at me I'm going to the pool I'm going to the pool I'm going to the pool I'm going, going, going, going, going, to the pool I'm going to the pool I'm going to the pool I'm going to the pool I'm going, going, going, going Going, going, going, going Going, going, going, going Going, going, going, going Going, going, going, going Going, going, going, going Going, going, going, going Going, going, going, going