Hey, guys Hey, what's up? I just got off the phone with Damien, he broke his leg He's not gonna be able to compete in this year's mathlete tournament Oh fuck Aw, What are we gonna do? We gotta find a fourth member Who? I don't know What about That Guy? That Guy over there? You know, I've heard some good things about That Guy I heard That Guy fucks Oh, actually, I'm dumb as fuck I'm in the twelfth grade and I still can't fuck I'm stupid, no one talks to me I'm in the twelfth grade and I still can't fuck You got That Guy as my replacement? Yeah, Uh, what's the problem, he's supposed to be, like, super smart I used to hang out with That Guy, he had some kinda weird issues Like what? Like my dad, he just wanted to kick the shit out of him Oh, actually, you're kinda right Your mom's real cool, but your dad ain't tight He's old, and he fucks with me Every time I come over, he tells me some dumb joke and I don't get it So I stand at the front of the–at the door And I'm trying to figure out what the fuck the joke meant And now we're awkwardly standing there so you have to butt in and bail me out And then we slowly walk to your room Don't look your dad in the eyes Won't look your dad in the eyes Don't look your dad in the Never look a dad, never look a dad Never look a dad, never look a dad in the eyes In the eyes (What'd you say?) Never look a dad, never look a dad, never look a Never look a dad, never look a dad in the eyes (Ok) Don't look your dad in the eyes (I won't) I'm on a need-to-know basis A need-to-know basis I'm on a need-to-know basis Do you know my bassist? Need-to-know basis Need-to-know basis I'm on a need-to-know basis Do you know my bassist? Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Hey, this is Damien, I can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message Unless it's That Guy, in which case, don't leave anything, Stop calling me Oh, actually, you wanna fight? Shit, okay, parking lot tonight I'll bring my boys with me, you bring your dad with you And all us are gonna fuckin' go at it, bitch I'm gonna beat the shit out of your dad And make you watch as he watches you cry 'Cause we're all gonna be kicking your dad's ass Dude, where are you? We were supposed to meet up at my house to study I sent you the practice problems, just do them Please, Please focus, you're supposed to be smart And you better not be working on that fucking need-to-know basis song I'm on a need-to-know basis A need-to-know basis I'm on a need-to-know basis Do you know my bassist? Need-to-know basis Need-to-know basis I'm on a need-to-know basis Do you know my bassist? Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum, bwum Alright, The final problem has just been posted Currently holding the lead is P, Montine, followed by Valley and Jefferson High Last place is Godwin High As you know, my son Damien could not compete, 'cause he just broke his leg Dude, what is the matter with you? You haven't gotten a single problem– Shut the fuck–fuck you, And fuck your shitty dad That's not my dad, that's Damien's dad! Alright, 30 seconds left Stop staring at him, What are you doing? Fuck, I looked him in the eye, God dammit, I'm about to lose it Hi, about to lose it, I'm Damien's dad No!