Y'all like sledding? I just got my brand new sled For Christmas! That's right, I got the silver sled Yours made outta wood Rosebud, bitch! I'm drinking spiked eggnog Straight to my noggin Sliding down the hill On my dope-ass toboggan Your flexible flyer is looking real common Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom You look like shit on that trashcan lid Plastic and stiff like a dildo is Once you lose to me like your fucking dad did There's the bunny slope, you can hang with the kids I've got blades, two of 'em: Yellow and gold It's got perfect control, it always does what it's told Got this sled from Santa himself He put it under the tree, it was built by an elf The elf's name: McCrane He built it ten feet long 'cause that fucker's insane One hand on my drink One hand on the reins I got no hands on the brake This fucker's crazy insane I'm drinking spiked eggnog Straight to my noggin Sliding down the hill On my dope-ass toboggan Your flexible flyer is looking real common Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom I'm drinking spiked eggnog Straight to my noggin Sliding down the hill On my dope-ass toboggan Your flexible flyer is looking real common Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom I'm drinking spiked eggnog (Hand on my drink) Straight to my noggin (Hand on the reins) Sliding down the hill (Hands on the brake) On my dope-ass toboggan (Hand on my drink) Your flexible flyer is looking real common (Hand on the reins) Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom (Hands on the brake)