C#m
I was thrilled to be a man
C#m
I was elated, except for one thing
C#m
I went to work
C#m
For the scientific research community
C#m
Up to that point, I'd always been called "Timmy"
C#m
But there was this one dude there, Cosset - Senior, he always called me by my real name
C#m
"Hey Timmis"
C#m
"Ugh dude can we just not do this today?"
C#m
"I need the ammonia oxide, Timmis"
C#m
"It's Timmy, Cossett! How many times do I have to tell you, Timmy, please!"
C#m
C#m
"Yeah, I understand, yes, my legal name is Timmis but I would really appreciate if you called me Timmy."
C#m
"Oh, you're name's Timmy 'cause you're a little boy! Why don't you grow up and go by your real name, Timmis."
C#m
"Shut the fuck up, Cossett."
C#m
"Hold on let me- let me peer review that name tag. Oh, it looks like Timmis!"
C#m
"Stop it dude."
C#m
"Why don't you come calibrate this barometer for me, Timmis?'
C#m
"We don't even use barometers in here it's like a chemical reaction lab, what are you talking about?"
C#m
"The only chemical reaction going on in this lab is you getting mad about your own name."
C#m
"Dude, I'm not mad I'm just asking you please don-"
C#m
"Bring it over here, Timmis."
C#m
"Dude please just sto-"
C#m
"I'm not gonna call you Timmy, Timmis. Thats for little- (laughter) Timmy's for little boys.
C#m
Your name's Timmis. Timmis, we need the nitrate, now"
C#m
"Oh oh, oh I meant to say Timmy! Timmy, bring me the- oh your name's Timmy cause you're a little boy!"
C#m
Timmis (x a lot)
[Chorus]
C#m
I think this is affecting me mentally
C#m
Like long term shit it's gonna fuck with me
C#m
I think that this is gonna fuck me up
C#m
Why does everybody always call me that?
C#m
I think this is affecting me mentally
C#m
Like long term shit it's gonna fuck with me
C#m
I think that this is gonna fuck me up
C#m
Why does everybody always call me that?
E|-16----------16----------|
B|----17----------17-------|
G|-------18----------18----|
D|----------18----------18-|
A|-------------------------|
E|-------------------------|
C#m
I think this is affecting me mentally
C#m
Like long term shit it's gonna fuck with me
C#m
I think that this is gonna fuck me up
C#m
Why does everybody always call me that?
C#m
I think this is affecting me mentally
C#m
Like long term shit it's gonna fuck with me
C#m
I think that this is gonna fuck me up
C#m
Why does everybody always call me that?
E|-------------------------8--8--8--8--7--7--6--6--|
B|-------------5--5--5--5--------------------------|
G|-6--6--6--6--------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|
C#m
I think this is affecting me mentally (Timmis!)
C#m
Like long term shit it's gonna fuck with me (Oh, Timmis!)
C#m
I think that this is gonna fuck me up
C#m N.C.
Why does everybody always call me that?
[Bridge]
C#m E B
Oxide. Thats for little boys, Timmis. Timmis
A# A N.C.
WHY CE S EVERYBODY ALWAYS CALL ME THAT?
C#m E B A# A
CALL ME THAT?
[Verse 1]
C#m E
So I did the only thing I could
B
I quit my job
A# A
Faked my death
C#m
Started a new life in Schenectady, New York
E
As a music journalist
B
But even in that gig I couldn't go by TImmy
A# A
I had to be Tim
C#m
Tim Schenectady
[Verse 2]
C#m
Cause I've been bullied too many times
E
Now I'm gonna lose my mind
B A# A
Because you all fucked me up
C#m
Bullied too many times
E
Now I'm gonna lose my mind
B A# A
Because you all fucked me up
[Outro]
C#m E
Wow, I'm actually just realizing
B A#
I'm actually just realizing I'm really mentally affected by all this
A C#m
I think all these memories- they're making me really bitter, all these experiences
E
And I've just been giving all these artists terrible reviews
B
What have I been doing with my life?
A# A
Thomas listen
C#m
From now on every album, every album we do gets a hundred
E
Across the board
B
This is not gonna be another one of those negative
A# A
Case making sites
C#m
This is going to be a place for positive thinking
E
People who love music are going to flock to this
B
Every album gets a perfect score
A#
From now on this is a new era of music journalism
A N.C.
Every album is gonna be a number one fucking hit
N.C.
Because of us us us us us us us
