A5 F#5 A5 F#5 A5 F#5 A5 F#5 This just in 1 Trait Danger spotted at the top of the billboard charts F#5 A5 F#5 1 Trait Danger sells 50 million records F#5 A5 F#5 N.C. 1 Trait Danger spotted on prime time with an exclusive interview with Brian [Chorus 1] F#5 I’m too famous F#5 Don’t know wat your name is F#5 Met you five or six times F#5 But you lame, bitch F#5 Come on over to my house and make a sandwich F#5 Mustard, mustard on both sides of the bread F#5 Not that dijon shit, we using yellow instead [Verse 1] N.C. 'Hi, my name is Donovan, I’m the PR rep for Kurt Vonnegut. N.C. I was thinking maybe we could have a meeting, quick?' F#5 'No, you make me wanna fucking hock and spit, that old dumb motherfucker writes books and shit!' F#5 'Pen, pen to the paper. Oh, I’m so old, I’m wrinkly and lame, I don’t do coke anymore' F#5 Yo, hit up Lombardi F#5 Let’s get faded, let’s go fucking party F#5 Back of the Ferrari, two red lights in the cop car-y F#5 I’m doing coke off the bathroom floor F#5 Flyin’ off the highway F#5 N.C. Puking out the window [Verse 2] F#5 G#5 1 Trait Danger spotted in the new Twilight movie with Sheryl Crow A5 B5 F#5 1 Trait Danger spotted out with a couple of friends at a diner near Olive Garden having happy hour G#5 A5 B5 TMC reports [?] 1 Trait Danger create a brand new beat, a brand new sound, and honestly a brand new album [Verse 3] F#5 I’m gonna look good forever G#5 Cause I hired a painter A5 And a professional trainer B5 Bill Gates is my neighbor F#5 I got too much cash G#5 And it’s all liquid assets A5 Who’s that mowing my law? B5 Uh oh that’s Elon [Chorus 2] F#5 I’m way too famous G#5 Don’t know what your name is A5 I got way too famous B5 Bill gates is my neighbor F#5 Yeah, I’m way too famous G#5 No, I don’t know what your name is A5 Cause I’m way too famous B5 Way too famous