Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (ooh!) I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh!) I'm hard to please, I'll punch a referee (ooh!) I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee It's hot as deez, it's one hundred degrees (ooh!) Apply the lotion, I'll swim into ocean But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with— And the TV's tuned to cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain And the TV's tuned to cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in thе knees I'm joining the circus, I'm going berzerkus At 7-Elеven, I'm drinking a beverage I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to sto— Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (ooh!) I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh!) He said: Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos I said: Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos Okay, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (ooh!) I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (ooh!) He said: Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos I said: Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos And the TV's tuned to cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain And the TV's tuned to cable And I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Oh (She'll turn you to stone) Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Stop