G A
Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that
D Bm
So I ran out to the track to get my cash back
G A
I just gotta leave this place with a big bag
D Bm
So I found the fuckin' jockey and I grabbed that (Pick it up!)
G A D
Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face (In his face!)
Bm G
Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place (In his place!)
A D
Me and the horse, we ran out of the place (The place!)
Bm G
Then we took my Porsche back to my place
[Chorus]
A D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
A D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
A D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
A D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm
Lost the money in my bank account
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B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------5-5-3-3-5-5------8-8-6-6--------13-13-12-12-13-13-------13-13-15-15-13-13--| x2
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--4-4--------------6-6----------11-11-------------------11-11--------------------|
[Bridge]
G A
Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer (Pick it up)
D Bm
Bet my money on a fishnet carousel
G A
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
D Bm
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
G A
Racing horses at the derby
D Bm
Why am I never getting lucky?
G A
I never have any money
D Bm
I never win any money
[Chorus]
G A D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
A D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
A D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Oh shit)
Bm G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
A D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
Bm G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
A D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
Bm G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
A D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
Bm
Lost the money in my bank account
