My best friend walks around Seeing vaginas everywhere He sees them in the trees And in the clouds up in the air He ran behind the bushes Cause he even found one there He cant wait till he gets home There's one next to his chair Vaginas on the brain Vaginas on the brain My best friend Has vaginas on the brain We sat down to eat And he ordered a grilled cheese He didn't hesitate to show us What it really means Everytime we turn around He found another scene He found one in his lox and bagel And his magazine Vaginas on the brain Vaginas on the brain My best friend Has vaginas on the brain My best friend walks around With vaginas on the brain He points them out all day And its driving me insane He even saw one in the road Just the other day It's clear that he is sex deprived It's clear that he's not gay Vaginas on the brain Vaginas on the brain My best friend Has vaginas on the brain