They're comin' from my left, they're comin' from my right They're comin' from the pub, I'm in a street fight A sea of black leather is on my side But now it's too late to run and hide I'm a nunchucker-chucker, gonna get your attention My pinball ball's gonna teach you a lesson I'll drag you down to Hell, maybe take you up to Heaven Gonna get you with a Teddy boy kung-fu weapon So I ran to the park, tried to climb up a tree They grabbed me by the ankles, kicked the shit out of me I hid the scrapes and bruises from my dear old mum Until she saw the front page of the next day's Sun I'm a nunchucker-chucker, gonna get your attention My pinball ball's gonna teach you a lesson I'll drag you down to Hell, maybe take you up to Heaven Gonna get you with a Teddy boy kung-fu weapon Though my jaw was broken, couldn't hold my silence I'm gonna get laid with my tales of violence I tried it with a girl, hot as central heating She said: My boy gave you that beating, uh-huh I'm a nunchucker-chucker, gonna get your attention My pinball ball's gonna teach you a lesson I'll drag you down to Hell, maybe take you up to Heaven Gonna get you with a Teddy boy kung-fu weapon