Brett: Someone got his eyelids torn off And I'm sitting here And I should be doing something That guy got an axe in his throat And she's sitting there And I don't know why I'm waiting But oh, any minute I'll be getting closer And I'll be where I want to be Any minute Kendra: Someone got his skull chopped in half And he's sitting there And maybe he doesn't want me Maybe it was something I said Or maybe my breath Why did I eat those pork rinds? Cause oh, any minute He could turn and kiss me And we'll be where we ought to be Any minute Brett: She just set his penis on fire Kendra: This is weird Brett: What do I do? Kendra: Am I fat? Brett: This is so not romantic Kendra: He wants to be with Lucy Brett: This was such a stupid idea Kendra: And she's right Brett: If I could just Kendra: I'm a good girl Brett: Turn my head slightly sideways Patrice: And oh, any minute He'll do something for me Did he just invite me So he could ignore me? He won't even know I'm gone Brett: Any minute Kendra: Any minute Brett: Any moment Kendra: Any moment Brett: If I want it Kendra: If I want it Brett & Kendra: If I close my eyes Brett: Any minute Kendra: Any minute Brett: Any moment Kendra: Any moment Brett & Kendra: Any time Brett: No more time to sit on my butt Time to move in, time to get started Archie: This is it, Archie. Brett: After all, tonight is the tongue And after the tongue, there will be groping Archie: Okay. Brett & Archie: And so, watch out Kendra Now, watch out women Now Now Now