You're a mean one mr. grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus And as charming as an eel Mr. grinch! You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel! You're a monster, mr. grinch! Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. grinch! I wouldn't touch you With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a vile one, Mr. grinch! You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile Mr. grinch! Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a foul one Mr. grinch! You're a nasty, wasty skunk! Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr. grinch! The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and i quote, "stink, stank, stunk!" You're a rotter, mr. grinch! You're the king of sinful sots! Your heart's a dead tomato Splotched with moldy, purple spots Mr. grinch! Your soul is an apalling dump-heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled-up in tangled-up knots! You nauseate me Mr. grinch! With a nauseous super naus! You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. grinch! You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce!