It's Still Rock and Roll to Me

What's the Matter With the Clothes I'm Wearing 
Can't You Tell That Your Tie's Too Wide 
Maybe I Should Buy Some Old Tab Collars 
Welcome Back to the Age of Jive 
Where Have You Been Hidin' Out Lately, Honey 
You Can't Dress Trashy 'till You Spend a Lot of Money 
Everybody's Talkin' 'bout the New Sound, Funny 
But It's Still Rock and Roll to Me

What's the Matter With the Car I'm Driving 
Can't You Tell That It's Out of Style 
Should I Get a Set of White Wall Tires 
Are You Gonna Cruise the Miracle Mile 
Nowadays You Can't Be Too Sentimental 
Your Best Bet's a True Baby Blue Continental 
Hot Funk, Cool Punk, Even If It's Old Junk 
It's Still Rock and Roll to Me

Oh, It Doesn't Matter What They Say in the Papers 
Cause It's Always Been the Same Old Scene 
There's a New Band in Town 
But You Can't Get the Sound From a Story in a Magazine 
Aimed At Your Average Teen

How About a Pair of Pink Sidewinders 
Or a Bright Orange Pair of Pants 
Well, You Could Really Be a Beau Brummel Baby 
If You Only Give It Half a Chance 
Don't Waste Your Money On a New Set of Speakers 
You Get More Mileage From a Cheap Pair of Sneakers 
Next Phase, New Wave, Dance Craze, Anyways 
It's Still Rock and Roll to Me

What's the Matter With the Crowd I'm Seeing 
Don't You Know That They're Out of Touch 
Should I Try to Be a Straight a Student 
If You Are, Then You Think Too Much 
Don't You Know About the New Fashion Honey 
All You Need Are Looks and a Whole Lotta Money 
It's the Next Phase, New Wave, Dance Craze, Anyways 
It's Still Rock and Roll to Me