Dear Dad, How you been? Thanks, I got the card and the bottle of gin Wrecked the car, and killed the kid And nothing has changed between my sister and me Look forward to seeing you again But I probably won't be there this year After this life of sin But may you Christmas be as merry as me And give thanks, For you have not yet felt The wrath of God Santa Claus through the backdoor Santa Claus through the backdoor Santa Claus through the backdoor May your Christmas be as merry as me She said, he said, what's the matter I'm dead 25th Gods first 26th my birth Snow falls, fire burns, memories I've learned 25th Gods first 26th my birth Santa Claus through the back door Santa Claus through the back door Yeah! Take a myth, build it up, give a gift, better luck Innocence sells well, give it up, go to hell Snow falls, fire burns, memories I've learned 25th Gods first 26th my birth Santa Claus through the back door Santa Claus through the back door Santa Claus through the back door Santa Claus through the back door Yeah! Santa Claus through the back door Santa Claus through the back door Santa Claus through the back door Santa Claus through the back door