I took a business trip Down to Florida I got a room at a Holiday Inn There was an earthquake in California Must be the reason why this place was shakin' Down in the barroom it was Loaded with servicemen Elbow to elbow I said: "Scuze me blood, Just what is shakin'?" He say, "Girls on the dance floor Wrestling in jello" And the joint was jammin' From the pumpin' by the D.J. They were rappin' and clappin' When up steps Little Sheba Chorus: Little Sheba she's as tough as you find She's the local color burnin' like a Florida Pine They raise the girls on gator down here Doncha know Little sheba she's the favorite one Everybody's got money on her 9 to 1 They raise the girls on gator down here Doncha know Into the ring steps her worthy opponent A nasty little vixen with a New York vibe Before Little Sheba could say, "Welcome to Dixie" She'd kick all her buttons And punched out her headlights And the crowd was reelin' They were chomping and chanting They can't believe what they're seein' Didn't look good for Little Sheba Chorus Now to make a long story Just a little bit longer Little Sheba was humbled on that humid night She returned from emergency With a fistfull of fractures Our fabled femme fatale Spoilin' for another fight Chorus