Brochure babies strong and smart Custom features a la carte Look here honey-let's leave nothing to fate They'll soon be sending an insurance rebate Now that it is incentivized, it's time for us to synthesize The perfect baby The perfect face A perfect runner for the coming race If we can foolproof operations and risky populations No more undesirables A cause for celebration You've lovely blue eyes but your nose is wrong My legs are sturdy but my feet are too long Your mother's poor vision and my dad's aching back And all up the tree Strokes and heart attacks They'll redesign our DNA and mix it up to conjugate Our children's lives could be enchanted We owe them the advantage Before they miss their chance in line we have an obligation In such extraordinary times a parent sure is in a bind You can't be sitting on a fence Fearing the unintended consequence And soon the perfect generation Will lead the strongest nation It's us or them once again A zero sum equation Perfect babies