[BERT] Now that we have had the rice and flowers The knot is tied [ANNIE] I can visu'lize such happy hours Close by your side [BERT] The honeymoon in store Is one that you'll adore I'm gonna take you for a ride [ANNIE & BERT] I'll (You'll) go home and get your panties You (I'll) go home and get my scanties And away we'll go Ooh ooh ooh! Off we're gonna shuffle Shuffle off to Buffalo To Niag'ra in a sleeper There's no honeymoon that's cheaper And the train goes slow Ooh ooh ooh! Off, we're gonna shuffle Shuffle off to Buffalo Someday, the stork may pay a visit And leave a little souvenir Just a little cute "what is it?," But we'll discuss that later, dear For a little silver quarter We can have the pull man porter Turn the lights down low Ooh ooh ooh! Off we're gonna shuffle Shuffle off to Buffalo [GIRLS] You'll go home and get your purses I'll go get my niece and nurses And away we'll go Ooh ooh ooh! Off we're gonna shuffle Shuffle off to Buffalo To Niag'ra in a sleeper There's no honeymoon that's cheaper And the train goes slow Ooh ooh ooh! Off, we're gonna shuffle Shuffle off to Buffalo Someday, the stork may pay a visit And leave a little souvenir Just a little cute "what is it?," But we'll discuss that later, dear For a little silver quarter We can have the pull man porter Turn the lights down low Ooh ooh ooh! Off we're gonna shuffle Shuffle off to Buffalo [MAGGIE JONES] Matrimony is baloney She'll be wanting alimony In a year of so [ENSEMBLE] Ooh ooh ooh! [MAGGIE JONES] Still they go and shuffle Shuffle Off to Buffalo When she knows as much as we know She'll be on her way to Reno While he still has dough [ENSEMBLE] Ooh ooh ooh! [MAGGIE JONES] She'll give him the Shuffle [MAGGIE JONES & ENSEMBLE] When they're back from Buffalo [MAGGIE JONES (ENSEMBLE)] She was just the farmer's daughter (Ooh ooh ooh) And the salesman made his sale! (Ooh ooh ooh) What she got she didn't order, (Ooh ooh ooh) And you can't return by mail! (Ooh ooh!) To the chapel nearly got him With some buttshard in his bottom How could he say no? (Ooh ooh ooh) He just had to shuffle [MAGGIE JONES & ENSEMBLE] Shuffle off to Buffalo! [ENSEMBLE] Ohh! For a little silver quarter We can have the pull man porter Turn the lights down low Ooh ooh ooh! Off we're gonna shuffle How we're gonna shuffle Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle To Buffalo