I ain't tryna ruin your fun I'm just chillin' with my gang And then the law has come There's this feelin' I can't shake And Micah's done I'm always doin' the wrong thing My honor's stuck But if you see me out in Valentine, say hi But if I'm out at the saloon I'm a talkative guy Lose each other over beers And have quiet time And I've never been to Tahiti But it might be nice There's a rat in the camp somewhere, I see It's like someone's always out there Watchin' me Herr Strauss sent me off And I caught TB It's even worse than the Pinkerton agency Next day I'm ridin' to Rhodes Shootin' law is my fault My life's the worst story told I'm gonna die grey and old I rip a page out my journal I'm just misunderstood I always think about Mary And when life felt good Spoke to her out on the porch Jamie needs help, that is all I wonder what it's all for Chelonia's what he adored And then she walked out the door So I keep it to myself There's no redemption at all