It was hard leaving my family down at the South Pole But I couldn't resist the temptation of that ship It had a sign saying "One way cargo - USA" My friends, they told me not to go But I think I really like it here There's plenty of fish and chips and beer And I really love watching TV And if I start to feel too hot There's always ice packs at the mart It's just about a mile down from here Does it sound strange that I'm a penguin Driving through Connecticut? I'm going to find a friend that I've never met before They tell me she's really tall But sure knows how to dance My friends, they told me not to go But I think I really like it here There's plenty of fish and chips and beer And I really love watching TV And if I start to feel too hot There's always ice packs at the mart It's just about a mile down from here Do you think it was easy to be in there? It was always blackened snow I could find something better than it (?) My friends, they told me not to go But I think I really like it here There's plenty of fish and chips and beer And I really love watching TV And if I start to feel too hot There's always ice packs at the mart