E 022100 (Eb) G5 3x0033 (Gb5) Gm 3x0333 (Gbm) Cadd9/E 032033 (Badd9/Eb) A x02220 (Ab) [ I n t r o / v e r s e s / o u t r o ( "Say hello...") ] D/A | E | D/A | G5 D/A | Cadd9/E | G5 | A [ C h o r u s ( "I'm taking her home with me..." ) ] G5 | Gm | D/A | A [ I n t e r l u d e ] D/A | E | D/A | G5 D/A | Cadd9/E | G5 | A G5 | Gm | D/A | A G5 | Gm | D/A | A D/A E D/A G5 Say hello to the rug's topography D/A Cadd9/E G5 A It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it Say hello to the shrinking in your head You can't see it but you know it's There so don't neglect it G5 Gm D/A A G5 I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white (G5) Gm D/A A She's got everything I need pharmacy keys She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys Say hello to all the apples on the ground They were once in your eyes But you sneezed them out while sleeping Say hello to everything you've left behind It's even more a part of your life now That you can't touch it I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white She's got everything I need some pills and a little cup She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys