Ron: You're Harry freakin' Potter! You don't understand You're a legend, man To us all! Every son and daughter Ron & the kids: [spoken] "safe!" Ron: ... From you-know-who All because of you! You were small But I wonder if you can recall... [Chorus: Oooh...] Ron: Long story short This guy [Whispered] "Voldemort" Was super cruel... Harry: [Spoken] "Voldemort?" The kids: [Gasp!] "Shhh!!!" [Chorus: Oooh...] Ron: ... Tried to kill you and your parents And this is where it gets intensely cool... Even though you were a tiny little boy You shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed This evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell.... Ron & the kids: You're Harry freakin' Potter! We don't prefer gandalf Merlin, or Oz You're a whole lot hotter! With that lighting scar You're a superstar to us all! If we're in trouble we know who to call! Rita Skeeter: You're Harry freakin' Potter! I wouldn't wince at all You're invincible to all harm! Like betty crocker Rita Skeeter & the kids: [Oooh!] Rita: I wanna eat you up! No one'll beat you up With that charm! Remember, Harry, kid You're the boss You're the king You're the bomb! Harry: But this is all so sad I mean, my mom and dad Were killed, long ago... The kids: [Long ago they died!] Harry: ... I wanna be psyched But being unliked Is all I know... [... All he knows, that's why] Harry: I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate An opportunity eleven years late... I guess it's time for me step up to the plate And show 'em that I'm something great! I'm Harry freakin' Potter! I'll do what I can If what you say I am is true! I can't be bothered By my awful past I've found at last Something I can do So it's time I knew Exactly who I am... I'm Harry freakin' Potter! The kids: You're Harry freakin' Potter! Harry & the kids I'm/you're Harry freakin' Potter! Harry: ... And I'm the man! The kids: [Ahhhhhh] Harry & the kids: [Spoken] "Harry freakin' Potter!"