Julie took a plate of cold spaghetti And threw it over John like punk confetti She didn't like the way he smiled and kissed She didn't like the way he smelt of piss It was the wedding of the grim How could she hitch her life to him? She took a cable car to rome The seven seas of home Then she met a lovely bloke Fed her on caviar and dope All he anted was a grope Bought her a car and they eloped Like punk confetti Julie had a fight with John Paul Getty Tore his shirt to shreds like punk confetti She didn't like the way he was so rich She threw it all away the stupid bitch It was the wedding of the grim How could she hitch her life to him? She took a cable car to roma The seven seas of home Then she met a lovely bloke Fed her on caviar and hope All he anted was a grope Bought her a car and they eloped Like punk confetti Julie took a plate of cold spaghetti And threw it over John like punk confetti She didn't like the way he smiled and kissed She didn't like the way he smelt of piss It was the wedding of the grim How could she hitch her life to him? She took a cable car to roma The seven seas of home Then she met a lovely bloke Fed her on caviar and soap All he anted was a grope Bought her a car and they eloped Like punk confetti Didn't have a hope It was a joke Like punk confetti