The other day noelle and I stopped a fight outside the bar This guy was going crazy on his girl as she cried in his car (Dude what are you doing?) So we called the cops and called our friends Ordered wine like 10 glasses to split Took our meds and we were fine (it's all good) Boy I thought about you And 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, times you left bruised Now I put a hex on you Never having sex with you again You we're just a dumb ass, kept fighting, abusive ex-boyfriend Noelle's gonna cause a scene if you're ever calling me again We're just gonna put a hex on you That's just what friends do Noelle and I have spent some time in heartbreak hotel Crying on each other shoulders, throwing pictures off the shelf (He sucks) Suddenly we're not twenty we won't be fooled again So if you dare don't, don't Gonna put a hex on you Never having sex with you again You we're just a dumb ass, kept fighting, abusive ex-boyfriend Noelle's gonna cause a scene if you're ever calling me again We're just gonna put a hex on you That's just what friends do Baby call me, call me a bitch It might be true But I'd watch my back if, if I were you Cause I'm not a bitch, I'm just a witch Gonna put a hex on you Never having sex with you again You we're just a dump ass, kept fighting, abusive ex-boyfriend Noelle's gonna cause a scene if you're ever calling me, me again We're gonna put a hex on you That's just what friends do Noelle and I are doing fine and it's no thanks to you