Hot summer's gone and you're still ready to burn Back from vacation and you're eager to learn Anticipation mixed with desire No one can stop you cause your heart's on fire CHORUS: Back, back to school I'll teach you all the things that you never knew Cause it's back to school for you Now I 'm the teacher but I have no degree Forget the rest I'll teach you biology Now just relax and you'll do your best Concentrate and you'll pass the test I'll be your teacher and you'll be my pet Put down your notebook Cause's there's no written test Graduation is what you deserve You'll have no problem cause I grade on a curve