I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday So I drink 'em all awy, that's me I don't decorate no trees And I won't eat no p[otato latkes But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze That's just who I am Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg Then I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs WHile you're singing your holiday tune I'm acting like the town buffoon Whippin' out my big , white, sscary moon And blowin' a beef your way I hate folks who think reindeer are cute To me thy're just something to shoot I hate love, I hate you, I hate me Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin' No " 'tis the season' " feeling kind of guy This time of year sucks so I take my nunchucks And make sure every snowman die Belivin' in Santa's all wrong And Chanukah's eight nights too long I hate love, I hate you, I hate me I hate love, I hate you, I hate me