She digs holes in Heaven and then laughs When I catch a glimpse from way down here I'm crawling up the lamp post like a worm She flips the switch and leaves me blind. I've known evil, mean, bad people Kinder than that If you're such a saint reprieve me And I've known traitors and deceivers Kinder than that If you're such a saint don't leave me I have been an ornament for hoods And I've been the driver of a car Now I've left the driving up to her And she does not know or care where we are. She and Joan of Arc were having lunch Today down at the Blue Room She told Joan she'd like to barbecue Then laughed as Joan began to cry.