It was a long time, maybe 4 or 5 days of doom I'd said something wrong, and she didn't answer my phone calls But then one day my device brought some good news Come meet me at the pub, we sure got lots to talk about I was so happy I started to laugh I did my beard and cut my hair My mamma said My son, take care, that girl is crazy and she's driving you mad I went to change my clothes and laid my eyes on some scars in my arms That girl scratches, that girl, she bites There was a night when she even threatened me with a bread knife Well nobody’s perfect and that girl's got such wonderful legs So I tightened my belt and shook my chest I was looking pretty nice so I got in the car Once inside I took a deep breath Pretended I was cool and tried to relax She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs She looked into my eyes and smiled She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs She looked into my eyes and smiled She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs She looked into my eyes and smiled She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs She looked into my eyes and smiled That girl is crazy, but so am I Let's toast together to the night We spend so much time doing what we don't want to So forget the rules and have some fun She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs She looked into my eyes and smiled She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs She looked into my eyes and smiled She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs She looked into my eyes and smiled She was sit on a stool, crossed were her legs She looked into my eyes and smiled