Gregory, hit it (An evil-sounding piano riff isn’t gonna get you out of this, you need to tell me what) You, you get to the top so much faster If you play the bastard, it’s easy To win every time if you’re sleazy And you also have really rich parents Who died when you reached adolescence, whoops They must have fell It was so sad, oh well Yes, it’s true Oh, evil’s good for you When life beats its drum I succumb to the dance of the few (So tell me what you do) I bounce to the bad boy beat I'm a bad boy freak By the name of Michael Lee Bounce to the bad boy beat Yeah, it’s good to be a bad boy Life is a game, gonna win I’ll be damned if I sin To hell with losing So bounce to the bad boy beat Baby, spank me ‘cause I'm naughty Alpha, sigma, beta, hater It’s all Greek to me, ‘cause I play the game like a king Got the bling and the Ming Like dynasty, bad boy ministry Woah, now you’re rapping on my show Your flow is like a domino Before you know it I’mma go And have a go like Coolio Source will attack so we gotta lure it back (It’s a trap?) No Akbar, wouldn’t go that far To it, I will pray Its glory I will praise I’ll honour it with a sacrifice A living person will suffice (Well, that doesn’t seem very nice) I shouldn’t have to say this twice I bounce to the bad boy beat I'm a bad boy freak By the name of Michael Lee Bounce to the bad boy beat Yeah, it’s good to be a bad boy Bounce to the bad boy beat I'm a bad boy freak By the name of Michael Lee Bounce to the bad boy beat Yeah, it’s good to be a bad boy Life is a game, gonna win I’ll be damned if I sin To hell with losing So bounce to the bad boy beat Baby, spank me ‘cause I'm naughty (Er, okay, coming across slightly sexual) I need spanking (Er, I feel highly uncomfortable) Spank, spank