Monday morning is not Monday morning 'till Taylor has his coffee Friday night is not Friday night 'till Jessie leaves the room sweaty Tuesday morning is not Tuesday morning 'till Nick has his talk with his son Thursday night is not Thursday night 'till Chris has sex with his bass Come on to the Weekend 'Cause the Weekend I'll get by Hold off 'till the Weekend 'Cause there's too much time bein' merrily nice guys Tuesday morning is Wednesday afternoon when you cry all night Wednesday early we fall into what I'll Phil-a-del-ph-i-a Thursday morning is not Thursday morning 'till one of us says How's your life How's your life? Yeah how's your life How's your life? Come on to the weekend 'Cause the weekend I'll get by Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause there's too much time to think and not much time to cry Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause the weekend we'll be high Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause we may look tired, but we'll get by What if there were no more mama's boys What if no one shared their humble appearance What there were no consequences What if there were no more arguments Well that'd be a shame And that'd be impossible And you would be bored 'Cause you wouldn't want it any other way Hold on 'till the weekend 'Cause the weekend I'll get by Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause we may look scared, but we're really nice guys Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause the weekend I'll get high Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause we may look strange but we surely will get by What if there were no more mama's boys What if we all had no thinking together Would that be a shame... And that'd be impossible 'Cause you would be bored 'Cause you wouldn't want it any other way