(Okay) My best friend said to me: I know just what we need A song of yours that we could feel ourselves to Said it'd be a test, 'cause you know I'm always stressed Come to think of it, I guess I've never cared to She said: You won't know if you never commit So here's me convincing myself I'm the sh- I'm a million trick pony The number one and only On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm at 11 (Okay, okay) Turn pain into a paycheck Should see me in a sundress I do it all with ease, I should give lessons (Okay, okay, okay) Maybe if I write it down, I'll make it real somehow 'Cause everyone's allowed to feel amazing And I'll never know if I never commit So here's me convincing myself I'm the sh- I'm a million trick pony The number one and only On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm at 11 (Okay, okay) Turn pain into a paycheck Should see me in a sundress I do it all with ease, I should give lessons (Okay, okay, okay) Fake it until I make it, ring true One day I'ma be better at feelin' cool Fake it until I make it, ring true One day I'ma be better at feelin' like a Million trick pony The number one and only On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm at 11 (Okay, okay) Turn pain into a paycheck Should see me in a sundress I do it all with ease, I should give lessons (Okay, okay, okay)