For an eternity I voyaged cross the sea To a land of eternal sunshine A man without a hand Called it Uzbekistan Smiled at me with a toothless grin He said he could show me the way But there’s always a price to pay To the pirates of Uzbekistan Who sail the seas of the shifting sands Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land To the pirates of Uzbekistan From Aral Sea to Samarkand Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land For a piece of eight Hе opened up the gatеs And we sailed to the other side We dodged some cannon fire And murderers for hire Till we found where the treasures hide In the depths of the Registan We stole the gold and we drank the rum To the pirates of Uzbekistan Who sail the seas of the shifting sands Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land To the pirates of Uzbekistan From Aral Sea to Samarkand Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land Uzbekistan is a pirate land Uzbekistan Uzbekistan Uzbekistan Uzbekistan is a pirate land We can never go to Uzbekistan Unfortunately we've been banned The President didn’t like this song We've been sentenced to die at the break of dawn To the pirates of Uzbekistan Who sail the seas of the shifting sands Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land To the pirates of Uzbekistan From Aral Sea to Samarkand Raise a tankard to the sky and say Uzbekistan is a pirate land Uzbekistan is a pirate land Uzbekistan is a pirate land