Stupid little boys and girls Miraculously refraining from Sticking our heads out of car windows Painfully monogamous Lapdogs of our worst impulses Cockblocked on a daily basis Stapling our own necks stable Yeah, we do what we can to remain unphased It is another blue sunny day, for our clouded mind Shoulder blades, stairs to climb No deck left to lay so we get paid off your time If you woud be so kind Just these stupid little girls and boys Miraculously filling voids With deep fried imagery Devoid of hope, any and all Long overdue for a new set of gods Ignoring a truth like fire for the moths And just as you're about to feel you're ready The alarm goes off The ceramic bends to them squalid hands And you watch in anticipation Our sisters and brothers of clay turn from These hydraulic shapeless nothings Into glory itself Oh, lapdogs of our worst impulses Cockblocked on a daily basis Stapling our own necks stable Armlocked to refrigerators As we punch clocks