I could talk for hours all about your magic powers But I don't think that would do much good when The spell you cast is broken, and I know the path you've chosen, it Seemed to wander, winding under a bridge You're sitting there like a troll Eating a dead man's bones I brought the clown to your search party! And he's even got balloons Blowing on my kazoo, I lit the candles too The only one missing is you I guess I can't remember April through September Still, well Christmas in November, July, you lie, you lie To me still And then you tell me all about the things I don't want to hear I close my eyes and look around, and you disappear Better watch your temper, temper, temper, temper You better cool off, boy I brought the clown to your search party! (And he's even got balloons) And he's even got balloons (Wearing my best suit, I got presents too) Wearing my best suit, I got presents too The only one missing is you (Since it's just a joke to you) And since it's just a joke to you Why would I go for broke and be penniless and senseless? You're completely reprehensless (Hey, that's not a real word!) Check the lenses on your glasses And I know it might seem classless But I never left you stranded You abandoned me so long ago, yeah One, two, one, two, three, four I brought the clown to your search party! And he's even got balloons Wearing my best suit, I got presents too The only one missing is you