That old house up there on the hill One hundred stories still That house is up there on the hill Once there was a fire, once there was a flood Once there was a killing of a million little bugs And once there was a case that was left unsolved House still stands up there through it all I dare you to go, they poke and they prod You're chicken they tease, they croak like frogs And I dissect dead frogs I dissect dead frogs I dare you to go, they poke and they prod You're chicken they tease, they croak like frogs And I dissect dead frogs I dissect dead frogs I thought I'd be fine, I even spent the night Heard that little voice, been here all this time (Dear Allan, dear Allan) Come hear a story of a wolf (Dear Allan, dear Allan) Come learn the story then you go It was a race, a competition A bunch of kids who never listened, we're on a mission There was a girl, there was a girl The plot would thicken But for a kiss he'd risk it all and fall a victim And now he's thinking that she could fall in love with him She would drop the ball for him, she could feel secure with him She could live a life off him, she could do a lot for him She could learn a lot from him She could fall in love with him She would drop the ball for him, she could feel secure with him She could live a life off him, she could do a lot for him She could learn a lot from him I dare you to go, they poke and they prod You're chicken they tease, they croak like frogs And I dissect dead frogs I dissect dead frogs I dare you to go, they poke and they prod You're chicken they tease, they croak like frogs I thought I'd be fine, I even spent the night Heard that little voice, been here all this time (Dear Allan, dear Allan) Come hear a story of a wolf (Dear Allan, dear Allan) Learn the story then you go