Another bride Another June Another sunny honey moon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopie A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous. he answers twice It's really killin' that he's so willin' To make whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washing dishes and baby cloths He's so ambitious he even sows But don't forget folks that's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Another year or maybe less What's this I hear? Well you can't you guess She feels neglected and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee She sits alone most every night He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he's busy and she says "is he?" He's makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says you'll get six to her He says now judge if I fail The judge says budge straight into jail You better keep her I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee