I got time and I'm full of hate Loaded on ketamine and heartbreak Nothing has been the same since you've been gone And every night's a little bit longer And every drink's a little bit stronger My peace of mind ain't peaceful at all By the time they got to the scene of the crime My love was dead and the killer was crying He put a pistol up to his temple and smiled Oh, I was born to serve the savior To make sure Jephthah's promise is paid for Now that my job here is done I'm going to heaven That's a fact Oh, I'm going to heaven And I won't come back I'm gonna laugh and I'll praise my way to heaven And then he blew out his brains I went home and spent that night Trying to grieve that love of mine All I could think was how to get to that bastard You see, blood and bones are easy to hurt But that son of a bitch left both on earth So I'll find a way come hell or holy water So I took some pills, went down to hell Brought some wine for the devil himself He said: That prick isn't here, he's up in the kingdom So I made a deal if I spent some time pouring bleach in a couple sinner's eyes He'd send me on a bullet train to the lord And I can't wait to knock, knock, knock down heaven's door 'Cause I'm going to heaven No matter what they say Oh, I'm going to heaven God won't get in my way He can scream and he can pray But I'm not leaving till the pearly gates are crimson Well, like a bat out of hell, I shot up the stairs from a song that we won't mention With a gift that my buddy Lucy gave me, a polished 1911 St. Petey was shakin' and cried: Excuse me sir, you can't cut the line I said: Cute little bark, I guess all dogs do go to heaven Then a laugh was shaking the gate from the other side Yeah, the big man himself was standing there, approximately 4 foot 5 He said: Good to see you, son, why'd you come to kingdom come? I snapped Hey giggles, you know exactly what he's done (Knocking down heaven's door) (Knocking down heaven's door) Well, as a businessman, you should understand handling business So just step aside, or I'll fill these clouds with blood, I promise I'm not here for you, so just move or I'm gonna make you And, you know, a kingdom without the king is just dumb And he said: No You see son, you're just confused with a capital K Yeah, your day will come but right now this is all just a big mistake They say much dreaming and many words are meaningless, so fear me I said: What? He said: I dunno, let's get you out of this hole I'm not going to heaven As far as I can tell Oh, I'm not going to heaven And I was never in hell 'Cause when I opened my eyes, that love of mine was laughing She said: You're having one hell of a dream Goddamn ketamine Who put the mean in ketamine? I hate ketamine