I wanna be Julia Roberts in the movies I wanna make you laugh and make you cry Make you want to be me Then I wanna steal All of her beautiful appeal And wrap it up so no else can see That's the truth Them are the facts I'm a self-obsessed little brat That's the deal I got no couth It's a sorted disease from my unrequited youth Then I wanna die Right here in Hollywood's eyes So everyone and their mother will remember me Then I'm going to slap your tears All over my fears Like a Band-aid covering the lonely only truth I wanna be loved I wanna be loved I wanna be loved I wanna be loved I wanna be loved I wanna be loved I wanna be loved I wanna be loved I wanna be loved I wanna be loved I wanna be loved by everyone! That's the truth Them are the facts I'm a self-obsessed little brat