[Sonny (Andres)]
What do you say?
[Maeve (Limbo)]
What do I say?
[Sonny]
We just skip all the bullshit and we just go straight to your place
[Maeve]
Boy Go away
[Sonny]
I didn't mean sex, I just thought I could hear you better?
[Sonny / Maeve]
It's kinda loud here (I guess it's loud here)
[Chorus]
It's not like I didn't notice baby
You're seconds away from a feeding frenzy
It's not like I didn't notice baby
You came to this place to just get away
[Maeve]
But why leave with you?
[Sonny]
Well... I'm not tryna scare you but I think I'd be good for you
[Maeve]
Boy you don't even know my name
[Sonny]
Okay let's start with your name... It's Maeve
[Maeve]
Wait
[Sonny]
You're 28
[Maeve]
Um
[Sonny]
You're in between jobs and
[Maeve]
Not true
[Sonny]
You live with your dog and
[Maeve]
What's a dog?
[AI]
Sonny, there's no dogs in this universe!
[Sonny]
Well maybe I got a few details wrong
But how many boys do you know in your life that would court you by breaking out into a song
My name's Sonny
[Maeve]
You're not funny
[Chorus]
It's not like I didn't notice baby
You're seconds away from a feeding frenzy
It's not like I didn't notice baby
You came to this place to just get away
[Maeve]
Let's fast forward to the part where you can't fucking stand me
Let's fast forward to the part where I hate all your family
Let's skip to the part where I need more commitment
[Sonny]
I lost you once, Maeve, I came here to do things different
[Maeve]
You seem nice enough but
It's hard to trust 'cause
I wasted 2 years with my ex and it was rough, bud
[Sonny]
Try me, Maeve
[Maeve]
It's ok... Unless you wanna hear about the girls he laid
[Sonny]
So okay he cheated, but why should that stop us from enjoying this evening 'cause
I came all the way from a different universe just to try and make it work, there's a few things that I learned like
I would focus on the shit you did
My attitude could use a little work
Jealous of the friend you had at work, especially 'cause I know you're such a flirt
I could've really laid off you at your work party that night
Yeah I saw him making you laugh but I didn't have to start that fight
You were miserable from 9 to 5, 5 days out of the week
And the last thing that you need is me just causing you more problems
[Maeve]
Problems, let's skip to the part where we got problems
Rather be alone than try to solve them
A romantic moment's just a means to an end
[Melodic Outro]
[AI]
Oh, back so soon, Sonny?
[Sonny]
Yeah, it was a bust. Earth 559 Maeve got burned by her ex-boyfriend and really wasn't interested in canoodling with some sort of space stranger. I really can't blame her. Hey uh, why don't we fire up the Lucky Swimmer and see what universe is next?
[AI]
Way ahead of you buddy. Earth 213, 714, & 323 are picking up very strong and clear Maeve signals. I say we continue there
[Sonny]
Yeah! Yeah, lets do it. You know what? Lets hit up all three in the next song
[AI]
Aye Aye cap-I-tan!
