I offered my music to all of these labels I offered my heart up to all of these models And I got rejected by both, but you still see me up on stage Doin' my thang! Yeah, yeah! So come with me, I just might have the cure for your passion I know your lacking inspiration but dat ass need a smackin! And there's a billion boys, and a billion girls And a billion songs, I think we're wasting time Like a dentist in Seattle, are my antics hard to handle? Unfortunately the money I should've spent on you I spent it at the strip club Congratulations, you're self aware And you still idolizing dollar sign bitches Congratulations, you're self aware And yet you act against your own self interest I told yo mama that she can rest assured, her girl's in good hands And yo mama just smoked a cigarette and said "You're the man!" What's the plan? 'Cause I know that you got arrested last week But my daughter just showed me your new shit and I think it's real neat so If you really wanna make a name for yourself I would suggest that you handle your alcohol before you kill yourself Don't underestimate the influence That pussy-power has on you, boy, you must be listening Don't underestimate the influence Don't be out here wasting your time on bad bitches kissen' 'em! " Congratulations, you're self aware And you still idolizing dollar sign bitches Congratulations, you're self aware And yet you act against your own self interest Congratulations, you're self aware You're driving wet and reckless after the party?! Congratulations, you're self aware You're twenty three, man, why you at a high school party? You're twenty three, man, why you at a high school party? (Sing it! Sing that shit with me! Let's get emo real quick.) So, Selena, it's been a while since I've seen yah I booked my album release show up in Fresno Hoping my friends could meet you After the show I waited for you at Bobby's, but you never came It's funny 'cause I've been more out of control than I've ever been in my whole life And sometimes I wonder if I would give all that shit up if you'd been by my side It's funny 'cause I could assume why you stopped talking to me and started to hide It's funny that being aware of yourself doesn't make a respectable guy (Sing it! Open it up!) Congratulations, yeah, you fucked it up beyond belief There's a pretty Christian girl who likes you down the street And she's baking cake for you without milk and eggs You could be with her but you want Twitter girls instead Congratulations, yeah you're mommy bailed you out of jail Honestly you've never even seen a glimpse of hell 'Cause your mommy and daddy supported you with hearts and their wallets And you just spend their money on your drunken frolics Congratulations, you're self aware Congratulations, you're self aware Hey, hey Congratulations, you're self aware Congratulations, you're self aware Oh, oh, oh H-Town, y'all are the best I'm Andres, I'll be at the merch table all night What's up?!